i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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