...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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