doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
im holly from the hills drunk
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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