Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
babies were throwing up all over the place
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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