I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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