that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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