i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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