is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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