We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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