I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
