All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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