We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
