i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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