its not stalking. its research.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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