Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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