it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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