Why does Corona taste like a burp?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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