Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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