Who did Billy Mays play for?
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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