I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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