Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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