Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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