It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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