I feel like I'm in dance class right now
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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