so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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