we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
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I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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