Is it normal to miss your booty call?
More tranny stories later!
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
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