..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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