they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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