in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
