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(941): View more from Florida

I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie

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(402): View more from Nebraska

The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.

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(906): View more from Michigan

They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...

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(720): View more from Colorado

Can we agree to not tell mom about this?

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This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.

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(925): View more from California

You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something

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(914): View more from New York

Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc

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(701): View more from North Dakota

I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.

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(815): View more from Illinois

What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.

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