oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
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