yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Just invented taco cereal.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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