dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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