It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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