You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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