Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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