My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
We have so much sex to catch up on
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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