Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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