I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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