She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Shame - the story of my life.
Randomize
