how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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