Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
she looked like the before picture.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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