arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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