i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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