i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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