??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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