Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
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