I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Randomize