If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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