five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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