she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
two words...techno handjob
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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