I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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