I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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