Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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