i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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